K Johnson
1937 posts
Aug 30, 2010
9:09 PM
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I need some helpers in the park, outdoor work, fencing, painting, moving gravel and rock, clearing small patch of land. Start Tuesday ASAP and work until all done. Can use easily 2 to 4 people, and am paying 16.00/hr.
Have them text me 250 321-9678 or come to the manager's home at #65 in Southridge Park.
Will leave this post for a day and move it to "Our Job Postings"
Last Edited on 30-Aug-2010 9:10 PM
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icetitanV1.2
3312 posts
Aug 30, 2010
9:11 PM
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Is this gonna go till the weekend? What are the hours (after 5?)
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K Johnson
1939 posts
Aug 30, 2010
9:21 PM
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Thinking about it myself! $16.00 is good bucks for moving rocks...
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icetitanV1.2
3313 posts
Aug 30, 2010
9:26 PM
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Thats what I saying. What are the hours man? I got a "regular job" as well as my internet scams and crap I have to write for websites.
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icetitanV1.2
3314 posts
Aug 30, 2010
9:33 PM
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Just to be clear. I'm paid for content at another site and not here (who would throw good money after bad for this shit AmIright?). I mention it only because of the legal stuff that Ken worries about with names of people being posted and paid posts can fall under the same internet laws in regards to misrepresenting yourself.
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K Johnson
1940 posts
Aug 30, 2010
9:40 PM
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Yea! what the Iceman just said!! I think. Ah crap...I don't know what the hell is going on....
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K Johnson
1941 posts
Aug 30, 2010
9:42 PM
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I'm not so smart as people think I'm not ya know? This is really bad...
Last Edited on 30-Aug-2010 9:42 PM
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icetitanV1.2
3315 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:03 PM
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Or...really awesome man. Look at me fer fu*k sakes. I got more brains in my whole body than most people have in their little fingers before 9:00 AM.
Im pretty sure that came out wrong.
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icetitanV1.2
3316 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:07 PM
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So what the hell was this thread about? You're selling half pound rocks for $16 bucks a pound?
I'm smoking fish right now so Im gonna be up for a bit making even less sense than normal on account of the ancient traditional fish smoking drink that is to be partaken whn you smoke thems fish.
Im talking about the "I ran out of beer and all I got left is a half a two-six of coconut rum from that time I was doing pina coladas" drink.
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icetitanV1.2
3317 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:16 PM
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I just re-read the whole 9 posts of this thread and its pretty much better than a pie made out of cake.
My launch code was 8dd22t. So there is some kind of justice in given a pissed up dude a no-brainer!
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K Johnson
1942 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:16 PM
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Here's how messed up I am..I just found something in my bathroom I didnt even know was there! It's called "Sandoz Anuzinc"...I thought it was toothpaste!
This is so bad...
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icetitanV1.2
3318 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:19 PM
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Haa. I was about to put in an offer till I remembered its cortisone cream.
Seriously though. Where are the painkillers:)
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K Johnson
1943 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:23 PM
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Now I know what hemoroidal cream tastes like.
Think I shall just hang myself tonight.
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K Johnson
1944 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:24 PM
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And..I just farted!
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icetitanV1.2
3320 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:31 PM
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Not me man.... I mean... I might have, but Im smoking fish so I couldnt say.
And no fish aint a new street name for crack.
I friggin hope it isnt anyway
Last Edited on 30-Aug-2010 10:31 PM
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K Johnson
1945 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:36 PM
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Ya..fish farts. Gross!
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K Johnson
1946 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:37 PM
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Geez..this is great. The towns radio announcer is talking about farts and fish. It will do me well I'm sure when I run for office next year!
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K Johnson
1947 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:39 PM
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Everybody farts right?
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icetitanV1.2
3321 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:41 PM
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Haaa. I dont think this is the first thread thats been just us in it?
Gotta check thine fish
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K Johnson
1948 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:42 PM
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Strange how this genuine post for workers turned into one of the funniest things I've read in along time.
Apologies to the intent of the original post...will move this to job postings and will mention on-air for you...
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K Johnson
1949 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:46 PM
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Really though..can you imagine how many people are gonna read this thing in the morning and just bust?
I know I will. Thats what life should be about...laughter man!
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icetitanV1.2
3322 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:48 PM
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No worries man. We'll sell all those rocks....for $16 bucks each! That is what this thread was about right? Us gettin rich quick selling rocks to the rubes?
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icetitanV1.2
3323 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:52 PM
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I gotta sign off and smoke my cra...errr fish. Dammit! I'm smoking fish! Ahhh fergit it.
I will have some smoked fish tomorrow at work if the bosslady is reading this and is wondering why my eyes are all smokey and I smell funny. Its cuz of the fish...honest.
Im screwed eh.
Later.
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K Johnson
1950 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:53 PM
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Ah man...just sittin here way past my bed time, laughing my ass off. Wish I could take it to air in about 7 hours...
Iceman, you know the offer still stands yes? come on in and lets talk about sh--- on air! It would be superb. Readers, what ya think?
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K Johnson
1951 posts
Aug 30, 2010
10:56 PM
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Know whats really hillarious? I don't know what Iceman means by "smoking fish!!!"
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icetitanV1.2
3324 posts
Aug 31, 2010
6:25 AM
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What? I meant I was actually putting salmon in a smoker and smoking them? Smoked fish? Man am I tired this morning.
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K Johnson
1953 posts
Aug 31, 2010
6:28 AM
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I am as well.
The Iceman leads me astray!
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kitten dinner
66 posts
Aug 31, 2010
8:16 AM
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OMG! I haven't laughed so hard in ages. I'm glad nobody was here to see lose my mind over this thread! I'm sure I had a bad case of facis distortus!
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66 chevy
84 posts
Aug 31, 2010
8:40 AM
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Smoked fish huh? okay...great read.
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lovelymiss
413 posts
Aug 31, 2010
9:01 AM
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Is this for cash money??? I'm in!
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SouthridgePark
1 post
Aug 31, 2010
9:05 AM
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Wow! What a great way to start my day! You guys are way 2 funny! (maybe 3 funny!)
We have a situation here is all. Work all backed up and guess what? Winter is coming, although you won't know it by today's outlook!
I got some painting, some clearing, some chain link fencing to do and some gravel and rock moving and spreading, also some mowing. So I need people who have strong backs and can wield a shovel. (There just may be beverages served - depending on age.) and YES, all this fun for $16.00/hr. Who can resist????
Either come to managers office #65 mowing and clearing
OR #53 shoveling and raking,
OR #55 fencing/clearing/shoveling/raking
or text 250 321-9678 to find out other locations in the park where help is needed - painting.
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SouthridgePark
2 posts
Aug 31, 2010
9:06 AM
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Yes, Miss, cash money, Hurry!!!
Avoid the stampede,
Glove up now!!
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K Johnson
1954 posts
Aug 31, 2010
9:58 AM
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Well it's true! Just stopped in to chat with the Iceman and he was actually smoking salmon (real fish in the smoker and all) last night. I sampled it. Very nice Iceman!
You now have an excuse to be up so late as smoking fish takes quite a time. I on the other hand....spent most of the night trying to get the taste of Sandoz Anuzinc out of my mouth!
Last Edited on 31-Aug-2010 9:58 AM
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icetitanV1.2
3325 posts
Aug 31, 2010
10:26 AM
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I was gonna do a "why arent hemoroids called asteroids joke" but I'm bagged.
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icetitanV1.2
3326 posts
Aug 31, 2010
12:31 PM
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You ever find out who the "laughing caller" was Ken?
KJ: Nope. She was so busy having a breakdown from laughter, I could barely understand what she was trying to say...it was funny as hell listening to her snort and belly laugh...
Last Edited on 31-Aug-2010 3:56 PM
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mx-oldtimer
316 posts
Aug 31, 2010
12:40 PM
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Cuz hemorrhoids are near your-anus, while asteroids are near Uranus.
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K Johnson
1956 posts
Aug 31, 2010
3:54 PM
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Help is still needed at Southridge Park everyone. Good bucks for a variety of tasks...here's the details:
Outdoor work, fencing, painting, moving gravel and rock, clearing small patch of land. Start Tuesday ASAP and work until all done. Can use easily 2 to 4 people, and am paying 16.00/hr.
Have them text me 250 321-9678 or come to the manager's home at #65 in Southridge Park.
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Donna_A
621 posts
Aug 31, 2010
4:57 PM
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Sure Ice, Pick the day I have to drive to the friggen end of the Komie to bring in smoked Salmon. : (
You guys are nuts you know.
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“Secrets are made to be found out with time.”
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icetitanV1.2
3327 posts
Aug 31, 2010
5:41 PM
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I'll bring some in tomorrow Donna. If Ken hadnt come in I was about to email him a picture to prove I was smoking fish and not all hopped up on goofballs.
At any rate I think the the thread was read enough for Southridge to have his/her messgae out there. I just re-read the part about selling half pound rocks for $16 bucks a pound?
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icetitanV1.2
3329 posts
Aug 31, 2010
5:59 PM
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I'll be tooling around in the chatroom till 7. As per website rules, questions about smoking fish are taboo.
Last Edited on 31-Aug-2010 6:03 PM
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icetitanV1.2
3499 posts
Oct 14, 2010
9:09 PM
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2010 thread of the year right heer. I'll be in the chat room for the next half hour
No spam codes in the chat. Thats win freakin win where Im from.
Last Edited on 14-Oct-2010 9:10 PM
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icetitanV1.2
3744 posts
Jan 07, 2011
6:13 PM
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In the chatroom for a bit. And yeas, this thread was friggin hilaious. Tha hell was I thinking??
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