K Johnson
Moderator
1097 posts
Mar 09, 2010
5:04 PM
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Received this from a rather high profile member(female) of our community...
This is alarming!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens)and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
KJ: Any thoughts?
Last Edited on 9-Mar-2010 5:05 PM
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66 chevy
55 posts
Mar 09, 2010
5:07 PM
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If I drank 8 large beer in 1 hour? I'd sit down to pee to! In fact, I believe I have.
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Casper
365 posts
Mar 09, 2010
6:08 PM
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Oh let me guess - that will now be the "new" excuse for man boobs!
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Drappa
31 posts
Mar 09, 2010
7:25 PM
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Lmao, that's pretty hilarious Ken.
Last Edited on 9-Mar-2010 7:25 PM
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FN80
13 posts
Mar 10, 2010
7:13 AM
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just what they need. Another excuse for drinking beer, so they can find their feminine(sp) side roflmao
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mx-oldtimer
188 posts
Mar 10, 2010
7:42 AM
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You ain't speakin' with a slur, it is more of a lisp.
"Can I have another beer, thsweetheart? Thanks thso much."
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